Barebum Billy – the coffee & tea mug

Behold your favourite new coffee/tea mug. You drink out of it. People will not only notice, they will admire and envy you. Many will feel compelled to compliment you profusely on your sense of mug fashion. A few fawning lickspittle types might even ask to drink out of it, but you shall refuse! It's YOUR mug, not theirs! And as a result, your caffinated beverage will taste all the better. Magic!